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TOUCH ME GOOD. ♥

First I'm handcuffed to Shuuhei-kun~ for a day, and now there's funny cats everywhere! I like it~ I'm not sure what a meme is, but I think I can do it right!



... Huh. That's strange.

... That wasn't so bad. Kurosaki-kun's face was funny! Don't think I didn't notice you looking, Renji-kun~

You know, I'm starting to feel very nosy today--

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... He's still short.

Well, this was fun! We should have more curses like this, don't you think~? It's been a while since I had a good reason to do this.

Not that my roommates have been appreciating it. Or that I've been able to appreciate my roommates. How rude~

And Hinamori-chan is here! Don't worry, Hinamori-chan~ we'll get you all set up! I'd help you move in, but I think taichou doesn't want me bending down anymore today.

Looks like the amusement park stayed! Taichou, we have to go again! There were lots of stuffed animals at those game booths!

Oh...

Taichouuuuuu~ There's a boy here who wants to give us pizza and you need to pay! I don't remember ordering any pizza... unless one of the boys did.

It looks like a lot of pizza too! Renji-kun, Shuuhei-kun, Kira-kun! You could stand to pitch in too, you know~

( filtered to Riza Hawkeye ; semi-hackable )

[voice]

Shuuhei-kun, Kira-kun, Renji-kun, who left out the cheese? There's a bunch of mice in the apartment now! Actually, they're pretty cute with their little clothes--

... I think that one just threatened me.

...

So is it alright to let Haineko take care of them?

CITIZENS OF THE CITY.

I have a very important announcement, everyone! My taichou, Hitsugaya Toushirou, is running for warden! And apparently this election is very important. I'm sure the other candidates are all very boring good, but Hitsugaya is the best! He's been my taichou for decades and trust me, don't let his appearance fool you! He's still growing! You have my word, boys citizens~ ♥

Oh, and he was going to write another big long boring thing, but don't worry, I fixed it for everyone! So remember:




WITH HITSUGAYA AS WARDEN, WE'LL REACH NEW HEIGHTS.

Don't forget to vote! Good citizens who vote for the right candidate might be rewarded~ ♥


[[ooc; I APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR RETINAS. And yes, she will flash boob for votes. ♥]]

See, taichou~? Wasn't that fun? I told you cranberry juice was de~li~cious~

And before you blame me... I have pictures.

Hmm... I feel like this calls for a celebration! Does anybody want some cranberry juice~? Don't worry, taichou, you don't have to come along this time, since you might still need to recover.

Maybe I'll buy some dried persimmons, too~ And more kimonos!

It looks like... it's over, then. I'm glad everyone is out of that City.

I just wish I hadn't been so negatively affected, ne? I apologize to everyone for my behavior. I should never have said... those things.

Especially taichou

Thank you for putting up with me, ne? I'll make something extra special tonight for taichou and the boys!

Tch. This whole City is so annoying. Almost a whole week of this silly curse. A whole week too long.

At least it took taichou. Always bitching at me to do my paperwork. Bitch bitch bitch. I don't think he's capable of anything else. I think he has that complex short people get where they try to overcompensate all the time.

And now I got this sudden strange feeling, like I'm going to be sick. As if this week wasn't bad enough. It's not like the boys will care anyway. They won't even eat my food! Ungrateful little...

Hmph. That's it, I'm done caring. They can starve for all I care.

And taichou can do his own paperwork.


[[ooc; lol, so guess who's cursed like a mofo?]]

TAICHOU IS HERE~! ♥

Alright, Renji-kun, Kira-kun, Hisagi-kun, help me finish breaking down this wall! Since taichou won't let me stay in the apartment with you anymore, we'll just connect two apartments~ Technically, it's not the same apartment! Perfect, ne?

I hope there's no one on the other side...

Ah well!

Oh! And does anybody know where to buy kid's clothes~? All I know are women's stores. Taichou can't run around in his uniform all the time, ne?


[[ooc; This is Rangiku. This is Rangiku with a sledgehammer breaking down your walls.]]

OHHHHH BOYS~!

I'm almost done with dinner~! Doesn't it smell yummy? It's Mama Rangiku's special recipe! I just knowwwww~ you'll love it!

So you all better wash your hands and get to the table before I have to give you a spanking~!


[[ooc; It does not smell yummy. Enjoy, Kira, Renji, and Shuuhei. :Dbb NO, THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO BE SEXUAL INNUENDO. She's just drawn that way.]]

Is there a curse today? Everyone is suddenly being a lot more honest~

I think I need a drink. To forget about Gin--

Ah! There is a curse. Stupid.

Ah... everyone, Kyouraku-taichou... I'm fine. Good as new. Gin

I'm on my way home right now, unless you have orders, Kyouraku-taichou.

( private ; unhackable )

M...

My boobs!


[[ooc; ... are small. /o/]]

And Renji's gone too...

My, my~ It looks like I'm here all by myself now~ How cruel of taichou and Momo to leave me here all alone! Don't I need to pay rent?

Taichou must have left some money behind... He's always responsible!

I miss

Wah, how am I going to pay for sake too?!

Taichou is gone. I looked all over, but... well, I suppose we should be glad he's home, ne? Looks like it'll just be me and Momo-chan for a little while~

Wah, why do I have the sudden urge to... I have to finish these lines!

I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.
I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.
I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.
I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.
I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.

Ouch, what a painful curse yesterday~ All my clothes were gone, and there was nothing in my closet that fit over my boobs!

I don't know how women are supposed to wear such constricting clothing.

( private ; hackable )

So~ Anybody looking for a good time tonight~? Renji? Kyouraku-taichou?

I'm still in love with Gin, even though he's a traitor.

Ah! I didn't mean to type that out! And... I can't seem to make myself delete it...

It must be a curse. I keep thinking about--

I suppose I should stop, ne?


[[ooc; Dirty little sexrit curse~ :( Emo.]]

What is everybody doing, being so flirtacious? People might get the wrong impression!

It must be a curse. I won't give in! Se-Se--Copulation should be saved for marriage. Ah, I must have been so misguided before.

And why am I spilling out?! Wah, I need a bigger shirt!


[[ooc; ... lol, so guess who could rival a nun in chastity.]]