A S H ¤ C A T

~034~

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:57:27 GMT

First I'm handcuffed to Shuuhei-kun~ for a day, and now there's funny cats everywhere! I like it~ I'm not sure what a meme is, but I think I can do it right!

Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew
LiveJournal Username
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
Cutlass or pistol?
What is the name of your pirate ship?
Where is your secret pirate base?
What kind of loot do you prefer?
What do you and your crew prefer to be called?
Parrot or monkey?
Argh!

Your capable first mate	boobheight
Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold	everyconfidence
The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past	too_ugly
Is always the first one into the fray	pinkenthusiasm
Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship	sideralis
Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog	pink_hurricane
Is currently in Davy Jones's locker	means_businss
The amount of money you make as a pirate	$98,607


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... Huh. That's strange.

~033~

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:21:03 GMT

... That wasn't so bad. Kurosaki-kun's face was funny! Don't think I didn't notice you looking, Renji-kun~

You know, I'm starting to feel very nosy today--

[ INSERT VIDEO: 1, 2, 3, 4. ]

... He's still short.

~032~

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:57:57 GMT

Well, this was fun! We should have more curses like this, don't you think~? It's been a while since I had a good reason to do this.

Not that my roommates have been appreciating it. Or that I've been able to appreciate my roommates. How rude~

And Hinamori-chan is here! Don't worry, Hinamori-chan~ we'll get you all set up! I'd help you move in, but I think taichou doesn't want me bending down anymore today.

~031~ voice post

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:31:31 GMT

Looks like the amusement park stayed! Taichou, we have to go again! There were lots of stuffed animals at those game booths!

Oh...

Taichouuuuuu~ There's a boy here who wants to give us pizza and you need to pay! I don't remember ordering any pizza... unless one of the boys did.

It looks like a lot of pizza too! Renji-kun, Shuuhei-kun, Kira-kun! You could stand to pitch in too, you know~

~030~

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:41:58 GMT

[filtered to Riza Hawkeye]

~*~*~REFERENCE LETTER FOR HITSUGAYA TOUSHIROU-TAICHOU~*~*~

~~Taichou~~ Hitsugaya Toushirou may not be the tallest captain in the Gotei 13--actually, I think he's the shortest captain we've ever had!--but he's older than he looks! He's been my taichou for decades now... and it's been an honor.

I first met taichou when he was young and didn't know how to control his power, but I knew then what everybody else learned later: he's very strong, very skilled, very smart, and above all, a very good person. I've seen what happens when someone with his kind of power does the wrong things with it, and I know that taichou is not that kind of someone. He takes his job as a shinigami very seriously, but he also takes his job as a good person seriously. He might act like a grump all the time, but I know, underneath that, he's kind, honest, caring, and always thinking of others before himself.

He's the kind of shinigami that the Gotei 13 takes pride in having, he's the kind of captain that his entire division takes pride in having, and he's the kind of friend that I take pride in having.

He could probably stand to get laid, though.

[/filtered]

[voice]

Shuuhei-kun, Kira-kun, Renji-kun, who left out the cheese? There's a bunch of mice in the apartment now! Actually, they're pretty cute with their little clothes--

... I think that one just threatened me.

...

So is it alright to let Haineko take care of them?

~029~

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:37:20 GMT

CITIZENS OF THE CITY.

I have a very important announcement, everyone! My taichou, Hitsugaya Toushirou, is running for warden! And ~~apparently~~ this election is very important. I'm sure the other candidates are all very ~~boring~~ good, but Hitsugaya is the best! He's been my taichou for decades and trust me, don't let his appearance fool you! He's still growing! You have my word, ~~boys~~ citizens~ ♥

Oh, and he was going to write another big long boring thing, but don't worry, I fixed it for everyone! So remember:

WITH HITSUGAYA AS WARDEN, WE'LL REACH NEW HEIGHTS.

Don't forget to vote! Good citizens who vote for the right candidate might be rewarded~ ♥

[[ooc; I APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR RETINAS. And yes, she will flash boob for votes. ♥]]

~028~

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:40:44 GMT

See, taichou~? Wasn't that fun? I told you cranberry juice was de~li~cious~

And before you blame me... I have pictures.

Hmm... I feel like this calls for a celebration! Does anybody want some cranberry juice~? Don't worry, taichou, you don't have to come along this time, since you might still need to recover.

Maybe I'll buy some dried persimmons, too~ And more kimonos!

~027~

Mon, 19 May 2008 22:34:51 GMT

It looks like... it's over, then. I'm glad everyone is out of that City.

I just wish I hadn't been so negatively affected, ne? I apologize to everyone for my behavior. I should never have said... those things.

~~Especially taichou~~

Thank you for putting up with me, ne? I'll make something extra special tonight for taichou and the boys!

~026~

Fri, 16 May 2008 22:44:57 GMT

Tch. This whole City is so annoying. Almost a whole week of this silly curse. A whole week too long.

At least it took taichou. Always bitching at me to do my paperwork. Bitch bitch bitch. I don't think he's capable of anything else. I think he has that complex short people get where they try to overcompensate all the time.

And now I got this sudden strange feeling, like I'm going to be sick. As if this week wasn't bad enough. It's not like the boys will care anyway. They won't even eat my food! Ungrateful little...

Hmph. That's it, I'm done caring. They can starve for all I care.

And taichou can do his own paperwork.

[[ooc; lol, so guess who's cursed like a mofo?]]

~025~

Sat, 10 May 2008 22:27:59 GMT

TAICHOU IS HERE~! ♥

Alright, Renji-kun, Kira-kun, Hisagi-kun, help me finish breaking down this wall! Since taichou won't let me stay in the apartment with you anymore, we'll just connect two apartments~ Technically, it's not the same apartment! Perfect, ne?

I hope there's no one on the other side...

Ah well!

Oh! And does anybody know where to buy kid's clothes~? All I know are women's stores. Taichou can't run around in his uniform all the time, ne?

[[ooc; This is Rangiku. This is Rangiku with a sledgehammer breaking down your walls.]]

~024~

Tue, 06 May 2008 00:17:28 GMT

OHHHHH BOYS~!

I'm almost done with dinner~! Doesn't it smell yummy? It's Mama Rangiku's special recipe! I just knowwwww~ you'll love it!

So you all better wash your hands and get to the table before I have to give you a spanking~!

[[ooc; It does not smell yummy. Enjoy, Kira, Renji, and Shuuhei. :Dbb NO, THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO BE SEXUAL INNUENDO. She's just drawn that way.]]

~023~

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:30:56 GMT

Is there a curse today? Everyone is suddenly being a lot more honest~

I think I need a drink. To forget about Gin--

Ah! There is a curse. ~~Stupid.~~

~022~

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:25:44 GMT

Ah... everyone, Kyouraku-taichou... I'm fine. Good as new. ~~Gin~~

I'm on my way home right now, unless you have orders, Kyouraku-taichou.

[private]

I... I can't believe I--of all the stupid things I've done for him--

Why can't I hate him? It would make everything so much easier if I could. ~~I hate myself inst~~

... Does this make me a traitor too?

[/private]

~021~ voice post

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:51:07 GMT

M...

My boobs!

[[ooc; ... are small. /o/]]

~020~

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:10:52 GMT

And Renji's gone too...

My, my~ It looks like I'm here all by myself now~ How cruel of taichou and Momo to leave me here all alone! Don't I need to pay rent?

Taichou must have left some money behind... He's always responsible!

~~I miss~~

Wah, how am I going to pay for sake too?!

~019~ filtered from traitors and arrancar

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:50:01 GMT

Taichou is gone. I looked all over, but... well, I suppose we should be glad he's home, ne? Looks like it'll just be me and Momo-chan for a little while~

Wah, why do I have the sudden urge to... I have to finish these lines!

I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.
I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.
I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.
I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.
I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.

~018~ filtered from traitors and arrancar

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:44:14 GMT

Ouch, what a painful curse yesterday~ All my clothes were gone, and there was nothing in my closet that fit over my boobs!

I don't know how women are supposed to wear such constricting clothing.

[private]

I can't seem to stop thinking about what happend last weekend. What he said... the idiot. I can tell he doesn't understand.

~~If I had just held on lo~~ ~~Why is it so h~~

I'm starting to run out of sake again. I suppose it's time to borrow more money from taichou~ Or--

[/private]

So~ Anybody looking for a good time tonight~? Renji? Kyouraku-taichou?

~017~

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:16:30 GMT

I'm still in love with Gin, even though he's a traitor.

Ah! I didn't mean to type that out! And... I can't seem to make myself delete it...

It must be a curse. I keep thinking about--

I suppose I should stop, ne?

[[ooc; Dirty little sexrit curse~ :( Emo.]]

~016~

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:33:03 GMT

What is everybody doing, being so flirtacious? People might get the wrong impression!

It must be a curse. I won't give in! Se-Se--Copulation should be saved for marriage. Ah, I must have been so misguided before.

And why am I spilling out?! Wah, I need a bigger shirt!

[[ooc; ... lol, so guess who could rival a nun in chastity.]]

~015~ voice post

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:27:38 GMT

Mm, even alcohol isn't even helping me forget. Annoying man.

... Ooooh, did I say that out loud? Wah! It must be a curse today! I won't be so loose-lipped!

Ah, Renji-kun, Kuchiki-chan~ I see you! I didn't know Kuchiki-chan was moving in next door! Well, I suppose I should say "in here," ne? It's like we have one big apartment now!

Kuchiki-chan with Renji... I thought--

[[ooc; Replies will be slow, but I promise I'll get to them! ;3; Rangiku knows all the good gossip, so I wanted to get her in on this extraspecial curse. ;D]]

~014~

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:30:06 GMT

Ah, I remember this! Hello again, new people~

And before everyone asks again, yes~!

~013~

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:24:24 GMT

[filtered from Aizen, Gin, and all arrancar ; hackable ]

Shinigami and citizens of the City, be warned that Ichimaru Gin is here. He is very dangerous; please be careful around him.

[/filter]

[private]

I wasn't expecting... It feels so soon. If he--

Ah, there's no need to worry so much, ne? The City has been warned, and Aizen hasn't made any moves. He is... loyal to Aizen ~~now~~. And I...

... I need a drink.

[/private]

~012~

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:16:30 GMT

I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.
I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.
I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.
I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.
I will not show my captain diagrams of any sort for the next hundred years.

Wahhh, this is so boring~ Especially after fighting all those hollows today~ Taichou is so mean!

So... who wants to take a girl out for a drink~?

~011~

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:09:34 GMT

Clubs? Like the SWA?

... Ooh! Look! I like this one!

When do we meet~? I wouldn't mind seeing a few of my fellow members, ne~?

~010~

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:27:26 GMT

WAHHH, CANDY HEARTS~! This is so much fun! Just eat one and find out something special about someone~ Ooooooh, the drama~

What is everyone doing for Valentine's Day? I hope the ladies are putting hard work into their chocolates!

Nemu! Nemu Nemu! Are you having fun with Orihime-chan~?

[[ooc; Rangiku? Totally eating every single candy heart she finds. Because she's nosy like that. ALSO KIND OF HYPER NOW, so just ignore the EXCESSIVE CHEERFULNESS. Replies might be slow as I am in ur class, bein a ninja.]]